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adiostoreadors:

fun fact this is the best show on television

oh my gOD

(Source: phatbifch)

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

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dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

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